The Kingdom of Noob Farlands is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by NoobLord with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, prohibition of alcohol, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.871 billion Noobs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Castle of NoobLord. The average income tax rate is 25.6%.

The very strong Noob Farlandsian economy, worth 277 trillion Robuxes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,686 Robuxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, a degree in NoobLord Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, and airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob Farlands's national animal is the Bacon Hair, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Noobism.

Noob Farlands is ranked 16,884^th in the world and 126^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 51.28 flags saluted per person per day.